Sunday, September 25, 2005
Greetings, citizens. I definately have not been kidnapped and replaced with a cyborg duplicate in order to infiltrate the Liberty League. Please cease from suggesting so or I will destroy you. Yes, this is a written threat. However, I must say that Lord Recluse is a great guy and highly misunderstood, and damn sexy too. Carry on.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Last night I was going on my normal evening patrol around the city, when I smelled pizza. I decided to follow the smell, and I stumbled upon a pizza party! This wasn't just any pizza party though, this was a Crey Security Force pizza party. I have had numerous run ins with Crey in the past. Super heroes are kind of required to stop any evil corporations they come across, so Crey wasn't too happy to see me. I could see no wrong-doing here, so I decided to stroll in and grab me some pizza. For some reason, the security force open fired on me, so I had to smash a couple faces. Good pizza though. I think the murder attempt makes the pizza taste even better somehow. Overall, not quite as good as the pizza parties from Nemesis, but a heck of a lot better than Devouring Earth ice cream socials.
Sunday, August 21, 2005
I can't help but think that certain members of my super group want to cook and eat me. The other night I came home to the headquarters after a long night of crimefighting, and I found that my mattress had been replaced with a grill. My shampoo bottle was also replaced with a bottle of A1. Every night I wake up and see Boscoe standing over me, breathing really hard, and wearing a chef hat. Since Americop put me in charge of the paychecks, I've been paying the League with popcorn chicken. You'd think they'd be able to eat that, but they want beef. Why must I be so delicious?
Friday, August 19, 2005
Greetings, citizens! Today I was finishing up a mission with Dakota Grey, when out of nowhere, we were ambushed! I think they were Nemesis soldiers, I'm not really sure. There were explosions everywhere so I didn't really see who was attacking us. I let my instincts take over and did what came naturally. I tripped Dakota Grey and ran away. I guess the soldiers left after she stopped moving, but she eventually came to. We all had a good laugh. Well, I laughed at least. Dakota slapped me and said to never trip her and leave her for dead again. She says a lot of things though.